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My life is full of love, adventure, tragedy, and pain...not to mention lies. Couldn't think of a more appropriate title to my life than LLLL (Lovin Life...Livin Lies).

So here's my thoughts on life...all wrapped in a blog, with a side of pain. Enjoy this meal, it's on me.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Party Time


I love birthday parties. There's nothing in life that compares to being around other people, eating cake and ice cream, singing songs, exchanging well wishes, and opening presents. Even the smells in the air bring back pleasant memories of yesteryears. Just don't let anyone touch your face, and be sure to give really short responses when anyone asks you a question. Rest homes for the blind get a little defensive when a stranger shows up for their parties uninvited. If by chance they discover that you don't belong, dart for the exit and get out of there! The last thing you want is 20 canes blindly (no pun intended) being swung at your head with reckless abandon. Oh...and don't bother flipping off the lights and chucking couch cushions at everyone......Blind people seem to move around just as effectively with the lights off. "Blind" my eye!

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